that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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