So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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