I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
There r osticjed everywhere
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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