nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We got so high we made milksteak
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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