OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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