I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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