What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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