Umm I'm too high to move.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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