very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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