Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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