Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
