yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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