I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Randomize
