forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
