Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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