found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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