If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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