sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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