Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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