is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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