I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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