bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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