worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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