The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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