My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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