vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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