farters have to be the big spoon...
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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