I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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