Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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