Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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