I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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