jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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