meet me or not, i'm out of control
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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