how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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