carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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