remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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