You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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