We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Text me some of your sweat
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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