well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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