he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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