I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Randomize