his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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