Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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