I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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