btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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