Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
love makes seman taste better
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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