Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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