You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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