You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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