She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
