Walk of Shame. In a state park.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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