we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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