what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I still have a little drunk in my system
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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