dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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