Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she peed on how many people?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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