i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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