Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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