I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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