we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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